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Okay. So this is the place to find all of my Criminal Minds fan fiction, plus some stories from other fandoms. I have written other stuff, but none of it was very good, so it was sent to the bowels of the internet (i.e. it was deleted). So here's a comprehensive list of everything I've written, what they're about, and all those other useful things. 

Please stay patient whilst this journal undergoes some formatting changes. For a while it may look pretty crappy.

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Identity, 16/16
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Title: Identity
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters/Pairing: Prentiss-centric - gen
Genre: Angst/Drama
Summary: In the clutches of Ian Doyle, Emily dwells on her past. Meanwhile, the team are forced to dig deep into their colleague's secrets in order to find her.

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See How Deep the Bullet Lies,1/5
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Title: See How Deep the Bullet Lies
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Criminal Minds/Mass Effect fusion
Characters/Pairing: Team - gen
Genre: Science Fiction/Drama
Summary:
Emily Prentiss' undercover mission is blown by a biotic, shotgun wielding Council Spectre named Derek Morgan. Things go downhill from there.
Author’s Note: Here is a primer post. I know it probably doesn’t help nearly enough, so if you need to ask questions, please do.

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Primer to See How Deep the Bullet Lies
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So I've written mostly written a CM/Mass Effect fusion, but unfortunately, most of the people who will read it have absolutely no idea about anything regarding Mass Effect. Due to the nature of the universe, it's not something that really can be boiled down in a short paragraph, and I felt like a glossary would be a little overkilly, so here is your primer:

In 2149, a human exploration team discovered that a moon of Pluto was not really a moon at all, but actually a kick-ass space transportation device. In their infinite wisdom, they go ahead and test it out, which eventually led to a thing called the First Contact War, which is entirely unimportant to this story. The semi-important thing is that the space-transportation device (called a mass relay) functions using mass effect wibbly wobbly (hey that’s the name of the game). This mass effect wibbly wobbly is also responsible for giving people kick-ass telekinetic powers (known as biotics), that they can use to do a lot of cool things. Mass Effect (the first) took place in 2183. Here, badass space marine Commander Shepard did awesome things and discovered that an ancient race of invincible aliens known as the Reapers are basically going to murder everyone. Nobody really believes it. Classes are split in 6 kinds – full combat (soldier), full biotic (adept), full tech (engineer), combat-tech (infiltrator), biotic-combat (vanguard), and tech-biotic (sentinel). I tried to spread the classes out evenly between characters. Everything else that comes up is generally “word-building background stuff that doesn’t really matter and if I wrote about it this primer would be longer than the fic itself”. If you have any questions regarding anything else story, ask and I will attempt to answer. Part one to follow this post.

These Endless Days, 17/?
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Title: These Endless Days
Rating: R
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Universe: Creatures of the Night (Part Three)
Characters/Pairing: JJ/Hotch; Morgan/Prentiss
Genre: Supernatural/Drama
Summary: The forces of darkness are creeping ever closer to war. Before the team can pick a side, they have to figure out who's actually fighting.

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To make up for lack of stuff.
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I've been doing a few tumblr fic postings that somehow never made it onto LJ, about R/P and their son, Nate:

http://thefriendlymurderer.tumblr.com/post/45667151648/this-is-for-you-detrimentalreliance
http://thefriendlymurderer.tumblr.com/post/45744935369/more-fic-for-detrimentalreliance
http://thefriendlymurderer.tumblr.com/post/48036059838/i-still-blame-detrimentalreliance-for-this-even-though

It kind of spitballed out control when wizened_cynic (writer of the Beezus stories) decided that clearly, the best course of action would be to write Beezus and Nate's Excellent Adventure, a universe-hopping tale of awesome that can be found here:

http://kinglearisstupid.dreamwidth.org/5860.html
http://kinglearisstupid.dreamwidth.org/6064.html#cutid1
http://kinglearisstupid.dreamwidth.org/6307.html#cutid1

Read them.

Transhuman, 23/?
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Title: Transhuman
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters/Pairing: Garcia-centric, team - gen
Genre: Science-fiction/Drama
Summary: In a dystopian future, hacker Penelope Garcia finds herself being hunted by a corrupt organization. Fearing for her life, she must search for help in the strangest of places.


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These Endless Days, 15/?
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Title: These Endless Days
Rating: R
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Universe: Creatures of the Night (Part Three)
Characters/Pairing: JJ/Hotch; Morgan/Prentiss
Genre: Supernatural/Drama
Summary: The forces of darkness are creeping ever closer to war. Before the team can pick a side, they have to figure out who's actually fighting.


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These Endless Days, 14/?
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Title: These Endless Days
Rating: R
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Universe: Creatures of the Night (Part Three)
Characters/Pairing: JJ/Hotch; Morgan/Prentiss
Genre: Supernatural/Drama
Summary: The forces of darkness are creeping ever closer to war. Before the team can pick a side, they have to figure out who's actually fighting.


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Les Mis.
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Eponine > Cosette.

Yeah, I said it.

Circle of Flight
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Title: Circle of Flight
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Avengers (Comics)
Characters/Pairing: Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel), Thor Odinson, others - gen
Genre: Drama/Friendship
Summary: After an incident with a giant robot, Carol’s cosmic abilities return. This is how she deals.

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Frozen Dawn, 3/3
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Title: Frozen Dawn
Rating: PGish
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters/Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Genre: Romance
Summary: Emily drags Dave out into a cold Alaskan night.


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Frozen Dawn, 2/3
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Title: Frozen Dawn
Rating: PGish
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters/Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Genre: Romance
Summary: Emily drags Dave out into a cold Alaskan night.


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Frozen Dawn, 1/3
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Title: Frozen Dawn
Rating: PGish
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters/Pairing:Rossi/Prentiss
Genre: Romance
Summary: Emily drags Dave out into a cold Alaskan night.

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More Drabbles
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I couldn't be stuffed writing out a header for these. Deets in the cut text. Either OpenOffice or LJ screwed up my spacing and I couldn't be bothered fixing it. Enjoy.


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Books for 2012.31
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Tryptamine Palace: 5-MeO-DMT and the Sonoran Desert Toad - James Oroc
The Man Who Swam the Amazon: 3,274 Miles Down the World's Deadliest River - Martin Strel & Matthew Mohlke
The Breach - Patrick Lee
Ghost Country - Patrick Lee
Poison Study - Maria V. Snyder
The Beginner's Guide to Zen Buddhism - Jean Smith
Magic Study - Maria V. Snyder
Fire Study - Maria V. Snyder
Newton and the Counterfeiter: The Unknown Detective Career of the World's Greatest Scientist - Thomas Levenson
The Candy Machine: How Cocaine Took Over the World - Tom Felling
The Hunt for Atlantis - Andy McDermott
How to Walk a Puma: My (mis)Adventures in South America - Peter Allison
The Devil in the White City - Erik Larson
Characters, Emotion & Viewpoint: Techniques and exercises for crafting dynamic characters and effective viewpoints - Nancy Kress
Physics of the Future - Michio Kaku
Fool Moon - Jim Butcher
Grave Peril - Jim Butcher
Pale Demon - Kim Harrison
A Perfect Blood - Kim Harrison
Bloodring - Faith Hunter
How to Build Your Own Spaceship: The Science of Personal Space Travel - Piers Bizony
Flawless: Inside the Largest Diamond Heist in History - Scott Andrew Selby & Greg Campbell
The Long Earth - Terry Pratchett & Stephen Baxter
Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian - Eoin Colfer
The Woman Who Died A Lot - Jasper Fforde
Turn Left at Machu Picchu: Rediscovering the Lost City One Step at a Time - Mark Adams
Long Way Round: Chasing Shadows Across the World - Ewan McGregor & Charley Boorman
Long Way Down: An Epic Journey By Motorcycle from Scotland to South Africa - Ewan McGregor & Charley Boorman
Kitty Steals the Show - Carrie Vaughn
Wool - Hugh Howey
Contact - Carl Sagan



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These Endless Days, 13/?
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Title: These Endless Days
Rating: R
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Universe: Creatures of the Night (Part Three)
Characters/Pairing: JJ/Hotch; Morgan/Prentiss
Genre: Supernatural/Drama
Summary: The forces of darkness are creeping ever closer to war. Before the team can pick a side, they have to figure out who's actually fighting.


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Books for 2012.26-30
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Tryptamine Palace: 5-MeO-DMT and the Sonoran Desert Toad - James Oroc
The Man Who Swam the Amazon: 3,274 Miles Down the World's Deadliest River - Martin Strel & Matthew Mohlke
The Breach - Patrick Lee
Ghost Country - Patrick Lee
Poison Study - Maria V. Snyder
The Beginner's Guide to Zen Buddhism - Jean Smith
Magic Study - Maria V. Snyder
Fire Study - Maria V. Snyder
Newton and the Counterfeiter: The Unknown Detective Career of the World's Greatest Scientist - Thomas Levenson
The Candy Machine: How Cocaine Took Over the World - Tom Felling
The Hunt for Atlantis - Andy McDermott
How to Walk a Puma: My (mis)Adventures in South America - Peter Allison
The Devil in the White City - Erik Larson
Characters, Emotion & Viewpoint: Techniques and exercises for crafting dynamic characters and effective viewpoints - Nancy Kress
Physics of the Future - Michio Kaku
Fool Moon - Jim Butcher
Grave Peril - Jim Butcher
Pale Demon - Kim Harrison
A Perfect Blood - Kim Harrison
Bloodring - Faith Hunter
How to Build Your Own Spaceship: The Science of Personal Space Travel - Piers Bizony
Flawless: Inside the Largest Diamond Heist in History - Scott Andrew Selby & Greg Campbell
The Long Earth - Terry Pratchett & Stephen Baxter
Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian - Eoin Colfer
The Woman Who Died A Lot - Jasper Fforde
Turn Left at Machu Picchu: Rediscovering the Lost City One Step at a Time - Mark Adams
Long Way Round: Chasing Shadows Across the World - Ewan McGregor & Charley Boorman
Long Way Down: An Epic Journey By Motorcycle from Scotland to South Africa - Ewan McGregor & Charley Boorman
Kitty Steals the Show - Carrie Vaughn
Wool - Hugh Howey



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Books for 2012.23-25
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Tryptamine Palace: 5-MeO-DMT and the Sonoran Desert Toad - James Oroc
The Man Who Swam the Amazon: 3,274 Miles Down the World's Deadliest River - Martin Strel & Matthew Mohlke
The Breach - Patrick Lee
Ghost Country - Patrick Lee
Poison Study - Maria V. Snyder
The Beginner's Guide to Zen Buddhism - Jean Smith
Magic Study - Maria V. Snyder
Fire Study - Maria V. Snyder
Newton and the Counterfeiter: The Unknown Detective Career of the World's Greatest Scientist - Thomas Levenson
The Candy Machine: How Cocaine Took Over the World - Tom Felling
The Hunt for Atlantis - Andy McDermott
How to Walk a Puma: My (mis)Adventures in South America - Peter Allison
The Devil in the White City - Erik Larson
Characters, Emotion & Viewpoint: Techniques and exercises for crafting dynamic characters and effective viewpoints - Nancy Kress
Physics of the Future - Michio Kaku
Fool Moon - Jim Butcher
Grave Peril - Jim Butcher
Pale Demon - Kim Harrison
A Perfect Blood - Kim Harrison
Bloodring - Faith Hunter
How to Build Your Own Spaceship: The Science of Personal Space Travel - Piers Bizony
Flawless: Inside the Largest Diamond Heist in History - Scott Andrew Selby & Greg Campbell
The Long Earth - Terry Pratchett & Stephen Baxter
Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian - Eoin Colfer
The Woman Who Died A Lot - Jasper Fforde




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These Endless Days. 12/?
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Title: These Endless Days
Rating: R
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Universe: Creatures of the Night (Part Three)
Characters/Pairing: JJ/Hotch; Morgan/Prentiss
Genre: Supernatural/Drama
Summary: There's a war coming.



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Bluejay, 12/12
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Title: Bluejay
Rating: R
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters/Pairing: JJ/Hotch
Genre: Supernatural/Drama
Summary: It's been two years since Jennifer Jareau has seen her team. She's been a little busy fighting demons.
Author's Note: Written for floatingamoeba, who bid on my auction post for thepurpledove.


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Books for 2012.19-22
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Tryptamine Palace: 5-MeO-DMT and the Sonoran Desert Toad - James Oroc
The Man Who Swam the Amazon: 3,274 Miles Down the World's Deadliest River - Martin Strel & Matthew Mohlke
The Breach - Patrick Lee
Ghost Country - Patrick Lee
Poison Study - Maria V. Snyder
The Beginner's Guide to Zen Buddhism - Jean Smith
Magic Study - Maria V. Snyder
Fire Study - Maria V. Snyder
Newton and the Counterfeiter: The Unknown Detective Career of the World's Greatest Scientist - Thomas Levenson
The Candy Machine: How Cocaine Took Over the World - Tom Felling
The Hunt for Atlantis - Andy McDermott
How to Walk a Puma: My (mis)Adventures in South America - Peter Allison
The Devil in the White City - Erik Larson
Characters, Emotion & Viewpoint: Techniques and exercises for crafting dynamic characters and effective viewpoints - Nancy Kress
Physics of the Future - Michio Kaku
Fool Moon - Jim Butcher
Grave Peril - Jim Butcher
Pale Demon - Kim Harrison
A Perfect Blood - Kim Harrison
Bloodring - Faith Hunter
How to Build Your Own Spaceship: The Science of Personal Space Travel - Piers Bizony
Flawless: Inside the Largest Diamond Heist in History - Scott Andrew Selby & Greg Campbell



Three out of four ain't bad. The only one of this chunk that I didn't really like was Bloodring. A very interesting universe concept brought down by characters, execution and forced sexual tension. The plot felt like it didn't really go anywhere, and the ending was kind of abrupt. 

Also, you should all go read Monster, by Lost In Oblivion, which she wrote for me for a charity ficcing. It's freaking awesome (Also M/P, but don't let that stop you).
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Books for 2012.16-18
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Tryptamine Palace: 5-MeO-DMT and the Sonoran Desert Toad - James Oroc
The Man Who Swam the Amazon: 3,274 Miles Down the World's Deadliest River - Martin Strel & Matthew Mohlke
The Breach - Patrick Lee
Ghost Country - Patrick Lee
Poison Study - Maria V. Snyder
The Beginner's Guide to Zen Buddhism - Jean Smith
Magic Study - Maria V. Snyder
Fire Study - Maria V. Snyder
Newton and the Counterfeiter: The Unknown Detective Career of the World's Greatest Scientist - Thomas Levenson
The Candy Machine: How Cocaine Took Over the World - Tom Felling
The Hunt for Atlantis - Andy McDermott
How to Walk a Puma: My (mis)Adventures in South America - Peter Allison
The Devil in the White City - Erik Larson
Characters, Emotion & Viewpoint: Techniques and exercises for crafting dynamic characters and effective viewpoints - Nancy Kress
Physics of the Future - Michio Kaku
Fool Moon - Jim Butcher
Grave Peril - Jim Butcher
Pale Demon - Kim Harrison




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Books For 2012.15
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Tryptamine Palace: 5-MeO-DMT and the Sonoran Desert Toad - James Oroc
The Man Who Swam the Amazon: 3,274 Miles Down the World's Deadliest River - Martin Strel & Matthew Mohlke
The Breach - Patrick Lee
Ghost Country - Patrick Lee
Poison Study - Maria V. Snyder
The Beginner's Guide to Zen Buddhism - Jean Smith
Magic Study - Maria V. Snyder
Fire Study - Maria V. Snyder
Newton and the Counterfeiter: The Unknown Detective Career of the World's Greatest Scientist - Thomas Levenson
The Candy Machine: How Cocaine Took Over the World - Tom Felling
The Hunt for Atlantis - Andy McDermott
How to Walk a Puma: My (mis)Adventures in South America - Peter Allison
The Devil in the White City - Erik Larson
Characters, Emotion & Viewpoint: Techniques and exercises for crafting dynamic characters and effective viewpoints - Nancy Kress
Physics of the Future - Michio Kaku



Technically, I finished this one about a week and a half ago, but I kept forgetting to make a post about it. The reading has been a little slow, because I was (and still am) listening my way through Neil DeGrasse Tyson's StarTalk podcast, which is a fantastic listen if you like science and/or pop culture. I bought a Kindle (which is abso-freaking-lutely awesome), so hopefully my reading rate will go up a little. It looks like I might be able to at least double last year's book count).

In other news, I wrote another blog post for The Scrap Pile -- this one is on Crossovers, and part one can be found here. Once all parts of this post are up on The Scrap Pile, I will repost here for posterity. The words continue to come, slowly, but semi-surely. Next update might be These Endless Days again, but it might not.
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These Endless Days, 11/?
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Title: These Endless Days
Rating: R
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Universe: Creatures of the Night (Part Three)
Characters/Pairing: JJ/Hotch; Morgan/Prentiss
Genre: Supernatural/Drama
Summary: There's a war coming.


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